Why yes, yes you can cook a sausage with an Aventador.

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08/11/2013 at 13:32 • Filed to: None

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Need i say more.


DISCUSSION (31)


Kinja'd!!! Highbury > HMMMA
08/11/2013 at 14:54

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I'm not sure the "Do not try this at home" notice is necessary, i don't really happen to have an Aventador chillin' in my garage. Or any car that exhales flames, for that matter.


Kinja'd!!! AlexioFlexio > HMMMA
08/11/2013 at 14:54

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Jesus H... Can you imagine how cancerogenous that sausage is?.. Gotta taste like gasoline eh?...

Want.


Kinja'd!!! Ecklesiastik > AlexioFlexio
08/11/2013 at 14:59

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HAHA perfect, that encpsulates a car nut perfectly, "holy fuck that sausage will kill you... I WANT IT"


Kinja'd!!! HMMMA > Highbury
08/11/2013 at 14:59

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Maybe he guessed that the viewers may acquire one in the future, forward thinking at its finest.


Kinja'd!!! Blondude > HMMMA
08/11/2013 at 15:01

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That license plate is perfect.


Kinja'd!!! HMMMA > AlexioFlexio
08/11/2013 at 15:04

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Think of the story

Dudebro: So how'd you get cancer?

You: I ate a sausage that was farted on by a Lamborghini

Dudebro: O_O Whoa, cool story bro!


Kinja'd!!! Stang70Fastback > AlexioFlexio
08/11/2013 at 15:05

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So... if I wrapped the sausage in aluminum foil first, I wonder if it would be a valid solution...
...I might have to try this at home.


Kinja'd!!! Cherry_man1 > HMMMA
08/11/2013 at 15:15

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So, looks like you can make smores too.


Kinja'd!!! Matthew Keyser > HMMMA
08/11/2013 at 15:19

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BLUE STUFF!!!!!


Kinja'd!!! ripfire4 > HMMMA
08/11/2013 at 15:29

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Mmmm. Hydrocarbons...


Kinja'd!!! Hifrequency > Highbury
08/11/2013 at 15:56

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Wow is the fuel not being completely burned before leaving the cylinders? That reminded me of some crappy tuner cars where you see black soot on the paint above the tail pipe because they are not completely burning the fuel, the same thing that happens when you don't set up a carburetor right when it's cold.


Kinja'd!!! Burrito de EJ25 > HMMMA
08/11/2013 at 16:11

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Did he seriously fucking eat that?


Kinja'd!!! RafelX > HMMMA
08/11/2013 at 16:20

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When I hit the Powerball, I'm buying an Aventador specifically to do this. Especially with bacon.


Kinja'd!!! Peter314 > HMMMA
08/11/2013 at 16:22

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I love the fact that the Aventador actually shoots that much fire out of the exhaust unmodified.


Kinja'd!!! Volante3192 > AlexioFlexio
08/11/2013 at 16:30

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Cancerous before or after the cooking?...


Kinja'd!!! wzkool > HMMMA
08/11/2013 at 16:30

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I dont think he actually ate the V12 farted upon sausage. I mean, the sausage the Aventador roasted was pretty much burned pitch black, and the one he ate was rather edible looking. But man, those flames were insane! I find this would make the Aventador really helpful in the case of tailgaters (if anyone is crazy enough to tailgate a 700hp Lambo).


Kinja'd!!! Its-Not-A-Wreck-Its-My-Project > HMMMA
08/11/2013 at 17:04

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While I dig the sausage cooking, my favorite part is at 32 seconds. Where the odometer shows 5498 miles. It's always nice seeing a supercar that sees its share of road time.


Kinja'd!!! ImOld > wzkool
08/11/2013 at 17:34

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I assumed he peeled the burnt skin off before eating.


Kinja'd!!! CatfishSoupFTW > HMMMA
08/11/2013 at 17:59

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maybe if I get my two Aventador's I can invite the neighbours and have a BBQ..

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now where did I park em.


Kinja'd!!! baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalls > HMMMA
08/11/2013 at 18:29

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no one knows how you 'get cancer'...


Kinja'd!!! Joey 'Smooth' Ofori > HMMMA
08/11/2013 at 18:42

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That is the best HUD I have ever seen on a car!


Kinja'd!!! 7mph > Highbury
08/11/2013 at 21:41

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I think the "DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME" is for Prius owners because the sausage would start to decompose before it would cook.


Kinja'd!!! Rows His Own > Hifrequency
08/11/2013 at 23:37

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Those crappy tuner cars usually aren't burning off the fuel at all though. Because its revved viciously and backed almost immediately over and over, the fuel and exhaust over run and ignite reapeatedly. Those tuners just have shoddy ,cheap mods and no tunes.


Kinja'd!!! Hifrequency > Rows His Own
08/12/2013 at 00:04

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It's funny when they have white paint.


Kinja'd!!! lingenfelter > HMMMA
08/12/2013 at 00:06

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Given that this is from an Italian automaker, aren't the flames shooting out of the wrong part of the car?


Kinja'd!!! Rows His Own > Hifrequency
08/12/2013 at 00:42

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Hehe it really is. I think I see it the most on civic hatches and sc430s, at least out in Cali. Back in Ohio it seems like 90 percent of people have filthy cars all the time


Kinja'd!!! poordna > Burrito de EJ25
08/12/2013 at 01:43

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The sausage that he actually roasted the car was pitch black... the one he munched on was beige like a Camry... Probably microwaved. What a wanker.


Kinja'd!!! Beanz57 > HMMMA
08/12/2013 at 02:24

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I think the more important question here is; why the hell is Smooth FM on while BBQ'ing that porky goodness?!


Kinja'd!!! All Motor Is Best Motor > Burrito de EJ25
08/12/2013 at 02:25

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No.


Kinja'd!!! LoganSix > Burrito de EJ25
08/12/2013 at 07:45

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No. He burnt the video one to a crisp. The one he ate was much less charred.


Kinja'd!!! Wezbian > HMMMA
08/12/2013 at 13:38

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what's the obsession with Brits and sausages?